THIS IS ACTUALLY THE COOLEST THING EVER IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE WRONG
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
i can never take “cosmo tip” posts seriously because the first thing i think of is
*swirls chocolate milk in a wine glass*
*gestures to my life* sorry about the mess
my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
Disguise your liquor as potions. Perhaps drinking makes you lucky. Or truthful. Or an entirely different-looking person. Sold on Etsy.
drink your school stay in sleep don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs
He looks like he’s followed all that advice.
Eight hours of drugs.